A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C
A is for asphyxiation, you won’t catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirt I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now Ive taught you every letter so remember all of it
Twinkle, twinkle little slut
Now I spank your naughty butt
Once Ive warmed it you will cry
And Ill wipe your teary eye
Dont forget the lessons learned
Or your rumpsticks will be burned
A-B-C
You and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
A-B-Cs of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K
Bah, bah black sheep in my school
Youll be shorn of all your wool
One lesson in submission, another in pain
After graduation things will never be the same
Youll become my grovelling fool
Drowning in a puddle of your own drool
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy I will be once I teach you the kinky A-B-C
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C
(A-B-C)
Ahhh, I believe this song is by Lords of Acid, though I have been told different things. Others have told me it’s by Akash. I’m just going to leave this video as ABC’s of Kinky Sex and everyone else can figure who it’s by.